Patrick Obahiagbon, who has been in State and National politics effectively from 1999 and presently representing Oredo Federal Constituency of Edo state is always out to entertain his audience with his complicated big grammar.
Honorable Obahiagbon, the 1983 product of a St John Bosco Grammar School, Obiaja, Edo State and a Law graduate of University of Benin, who also holds two Master degrees swore that he has since cut short on the big, big vocabulary he uses.
After the "CAF Player of the Award" event, which was earned by Ivorian midfielder Yaya Toure, Patrick Obahiagbon reacts to the situation acrimoniously. Below is what he said...
"I am maniacally bewildered, overgassted and flabberwhelmed at the paraplegic crinkum crankum that characterised the Glo CAF awards culminating in an odoriferous saga cum gargantuan gaga! The jiggery pokery of CAF in crowning Yaya Toure instead of our very own prodigy John Obi Mikel is a veritable bugaboo that must be pooh-poohed by all compos mentis homo sapiens!
The perfidy and Mendacity of all the apparatchic of sports suzerainty is not only repugnant but also insalubrious!I said to my self: What an anathematous disdain of the citizenry! What a deprecable descent from the sublime to the ridiculous! Who will curb the odoriferous excesses of this machavellian and mephistopheleancabal in the Confederation? With this state of affairs, i dare say that African football is swimming in a pestilential aqua with a disastrious terminus ad quem inherently laden with avoidable cataracts, ice bergs and oxbow Lakes. It is sardonic and lugubrious!!!"
After reading this myself, I got lost. One will certainly be needing an interpreter for all this, it is beyond the English Language we all know.
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